Potion-mixing Horticulturist T-Shirts

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Needs salt!'

"I said slime."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'Needs more kale.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'..and one for the pot.'