Potion Maestro Mugs

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Are you done yet?'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'..and one for the pot.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

The Cartoonist's armoury

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"