Magic Potion Master Mugs

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'You went to culinary school? This is not exactly a culinary thing we're doing here.'

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

Love Potion

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'..and one for the pot.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

My Cauldron Rules

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

The experiment went wrong...

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

"The usual, please."