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'Don't be a fool!!'

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Complaints Desk

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

Cursing Scientist.

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Abra-Viagra."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

My Cauldron Rules