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'One eye of newt or two?'

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

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"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Mom's Spa'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

The Inexperienced Cook

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Needs more kale.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"First you make a roux."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'