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'One eye of newt or two?'

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

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"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Mom's Spa'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

The Inexperienced Cook

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'Needs more kale.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"First you make a roux."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'