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'I've forgotten the recipe.'

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Abra-Viagra."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

My Cauldron Rules

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

Drink Me.

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"