Potion Seekers Pillows

'I've forgotten the recipe.'

Toadstools

Newt sale

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Abra-Viagra."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Drink Me.

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'