Potion Peddlers Pillows

'We have a tournament to see which drug reps get to see the doctors.'

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Needs more kale.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Abra-Viagra."