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'We have a tournament to see which drug reps get to see the doctors.'

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Needs more kale.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"Abra-Viagra."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."