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'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Needs salt!'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Needs more kale.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'..and one for the pot.'

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."