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'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

'Needs salt!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

"Abra-Viagra."

'..and one for the pot.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Your're mum's well wicked."