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"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'Needs more kale.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Is this irony or coincidence?'

"Are your hands clean?"

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"This tastes awful! Nice work, girls."

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"I'm hexting."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Needs salt!'

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'