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Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Party time.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

"Now you can send it."

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

Overworked

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

Office worker with baby in drawer.

Air catarrh.

'His is a working breed.'

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

Trans Rights are Human Rights

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

Early multitasking - caveman.

Candles: Mom burning at both ends.

"Hello, bubble wrap."

'Pull my finger!'

'How to get to the fielder' number 2

"You're a good listener. You hear my feelings."