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'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

'Pull my finger!'

Chicken Crossing.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"See how it feels"

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Hiker's right of way.

'I've never felt so alive...'

'This wine speaks for itself.' 'Howdy!'

The art of Eddy Cucumba: fly and soup cup.

"Well, did it work?"

Clown silencers.

'The CEO had inexplicably been given the wrong date for Dress-down Friday.'

Turkey tries to hitchhike into 'January'.

"Any other strengths?"

"April Fool's on her!"

'He'll want you to try the Winelich maneuver first, instead of the Heimlich -- it brings up the food, but leaves the wine.'

"Oh, quit whining, Dave, and shake it off. Pain is just weakness leaving the body!"

'What I really wanted was to get drunk on power.'

'I see by your resume that you are my son. If this checks out, the job is yours.'

I'm worried about our accountant...he's so scruffy!

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

"Three guesses."

Well, you know what they say? Aspire to inspire before you expire.

Man pulls out Palm Tree on Deserted Island.