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Clown silencers.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

Martial Arts

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

We're prepared to offer you a starting salary in the low six figures...if you count the decimal.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'...I mean on the one hand you have a set of avaricious money and status obsessed paper shuffler...'