"I struggled for years to understand what motivates me to do the things I do. Only took the jury five minutes."
Jury Duty Jester T-Shirts
Find hilarious t-shirts that speak to the jury duty jester’s playful spirit. These creatively designed tees inject humor into court days and are great conversation starters or cheerful reminders to keep it light.
"We the jury couldn't reach a verdict, but we were able to come up with this haunting ballad about the murder."
'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'
'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'
'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'
"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."
'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'
"Judgement Day: Division Four"
"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'
'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'
"#notguilty."
"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."
'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''
'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'
Yawning barristers in court
A baby in court
Portrait of a Serial Attorney.
"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."
'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'
The Scones-Monkey Trial. I, Judge Sadie, am prepared to rule. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Intelligent design versus evolution. Borrrinnng. That is my legal finding. Appeal. Will all bipeds please rise.
'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'
"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."
"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."
'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'
'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'
Justice 4 Ron
'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'
'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'
'He started it!'
'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'
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Jury Duty Jester Mugs
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