Jester Extraordinaire Pillows

Clown silencers.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Martial Arts

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

Never poke fun.

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

We're prepared to offer you a starting salary in the low six figures...if you count the decimal.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'