Overeating Jester Pillows

"Before sir orders, I must point out that we don't have any, 'all you can eat' offers."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Women in a cross country race

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Fishing Contest

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

At The Clown Bank.

Never poke fun.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"Work's been really hard."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"