Overeating Jester Mugs

"Before sir orders, I must point out that we don't have any, 'all you can eat' offers."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Women in a cross country race

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Fishing Contest

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

At The Clown Bank.

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

'Is he taking the piss?'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

I'll catch up to you --- I just need my second wind.

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Work's been really hard."

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."