Ironical Jester Mugs

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Books / Coffee table books

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

Fishing Contest

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

At The Clown Bank.

To sleep, perchance to wake up as a different person.

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

Poet's Corner

'Is he taking the piss?'

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

'My teacher says if I made bad grades, I'm spending too much time in front of the TV. I say if I made good grades, I'm spending too much time at school.'

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

Another wedding

Trump the Jester

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7

"Would you be upset if we marked it as humor?"

He who laughs, lasts.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."

"Wow nice jump!"