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"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Belief and Trust.

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Works every time."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Never ending to do list

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

The merger hits a snag.

The Use of Cavalry

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

Welcome to our team.

"Now we have all your arrows!"

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Working Together

No Tread on Me

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

"April Fool's on her!"

'It's part of working as a team, Michael, we all have to make a sacrifice now and again.'

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

'Now's a good time to get a feel for your negotiating skills.'

The Team

'I hope that is not too much of an inconvenience for you, but I'm desperate to hold on to good teachers.'

'Is he in? Being an intensely private person, Mr. Harlow says it's none of your business.'