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Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

Lynching on social media

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Alternative fielding positions

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Works every time."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Football.

"That was a rumor day."

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'And that's the latest on today's coaching changes.'

Sun Tzu takes on Heisenberg

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

World Championships Tungsten Rubik's Cube

'What are you good at?' - 'I'm a good loser.'

"Remember me? I'm the guy you fired three years ago.. Guess where I'm working now!"

Money in mousetrap