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No Tread on Me

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"That was a rumor day."

The Use of Cavalry

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Kosovo.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"I try to get a head start on them."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

"Now we have all your arrows!"

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"They're pulling the good-hitter, bad-hitter routine."