Tactician Extraordinaire Gifts

Fabio Capello

Avram Grant

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Belief and Trust.

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Works every time."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Never ending to do list

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

The merger hits a snag.

The Use of Cavalry

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

"If you can't beat them, sir, perhaps you should consider colluding with them."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

Welcome to our team.

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

The Little Top.

"Now we have all your arrows!"

Working Together

No Tread on Me

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

"April Fool's on her!"

'It's part of working as a team, Michael, we all have to make a sacrifice now and again.'

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

Jose Mourinho Caricature.

'Now's a good time to get a feel for your negotiating skills.'

The Team