Performer Extraordinaire Gifts

The Little Top.

Impressive resume.

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Party time.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

"Now you can send it."

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

Overworked

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

Air catarrh.

Office worker with baby in drawer.

'His is a working breed.'

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

Trans Rights are Human Rights

Early multitasking - caveman.

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

'How to get to the fielder' number 2

'I was bored silly in there.'

Avram Grant

Look, Mrs. Cohen, I'm on the phone, while also text messaging, surging the web and watching tv. You @#%$? nincompoop! Do one thing at a time you inane, geeky, nerdy, cone-headed boob! Ooh, it gets me so ... so ... Multi-taunting. Cruel and quite unusual.

'Pull my finger!'

Candles: Mom burning at both ends.

For better communications with your teenagers, listen to them! Ok. I'm listening! I just don't hear anything! Slam!