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'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"It's powered by me, of course."

Profit

"Look, a bug!"

Heading off with a packed bag

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

I drive, therefore I am.

The Airport.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

Tourist Directions

Confusing directions.

'My expense account isn't what it used to be. So for lunch I'm taking you fishing, and we'll eat what we catch.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

"I just always show up to everything!"

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Air catarrh.

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'Impressive credentials - BA Columbia, MBA Harvard, stints as CFO and CEO at three major corporations - and what's this about being a bluesman?'

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

"What A Party."

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'You paid three goats for this? Robertus Parkerus only rated it LXXIV.'

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

Colin was the life and sole of any party...

Post-Pandemic Party