Ego Extraordinaire Pillows

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

Profit

"Look, a bug!"

Heading off with a packed bag

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

I drive, therefore I am.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

The Airport.

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

Confusing directions.

Tourist Directions

'My expense account isn't what it used to be. So for lunch I'm taking you fishing, and we'll eat what we catch.'

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Air catarrh.

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"What A Party."

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

'Impressive credentials - BA Columbia, MBA Harvard, stints as CFO and CEO at three major corporations - and what's this about being a bluesman?'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Post-Pandemic Party

"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

Colin was the life and sole of any party...

'You paid three goats for this? Robertus Parkerus only rated it LXXIV.'

Executive's in and out boxes are labeled - One Ear and The Other.