Nerd Extraordinaire Pillows

'This is McWit. He's responsible for our really complex spreadsheets.'

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

Profit

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"Look, a bug!"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Innovative

Heading off with a packed bag

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

The Airport.

Teenage Angst.

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

Confusing directions.

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

Tourist Directions

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

Jeremy Bentham

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."