Innovator Extraordinaire Pillows

Let's horse around with new ideas.

Profit

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"Look, a bug!"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Innovative

'Is this the new input device?'

Heading off with a packed bag

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

The Airport.

Computerized Dollhouse.

Teenage Angst.

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Confusing directions.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Tourist Directions

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'