Innovator Extraordinaire Gifts

Let's horse around with new ideas.

Profit

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"Look, a bug!"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Innovative

'Is this the new input device?'

Heading off with a packed bag

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

The Airport.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Computerized Dollhouse.

Teenage Angst.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

Tourist Directions

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Confusing directions.

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.