Entrepreneur Extraordinaire Gifts

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"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'Impressive credentials - BA Columbia, MBA Harvard, stints as CFO and CEO at three major corporations - and what's this about being a bluesman?'

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

"We managed to outsource our strategic development team to a company in Beijing that will say 'yes sir no sir' for 25% less."

'Don't worry, the first thirty years of teaching are the hardest.'

'Seven companies in three years.'

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

'My Dad's got a black belt for cooking!'

Frank Lloyd Wright

'Get Rich' Stock Brokers and 'Get Even' Attorney-at-law.

"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."

"Remember – Dad's 50th is in 2026... Have you gotten him a card yet?"

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

Executive's in and out boxes are labeled - One Ear and The Other.

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'