Opportunist Extraordinaire Gifts

Looking for a gift for your opportunist extraordinaire? Find humorous and inspiring items that capture their inventive mindset and zest for seizing every moment. Whether they’re a risk-taker or a creative spirit always ready to jump at new opportunities, these products blend humor, wit, and a touch of motivation to honor their adventurous soul.

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'Hey darling, I shall be late, missed the gravy train!'

'Hey darling, I shall be late, missed the gravy train!' mockup

'Hey darling, I shall be late, missed the gravy train!'

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Profit

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"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later." mockup

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

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"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?" mockup

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

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"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!" mockup

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

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"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before." mockup

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

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"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester." mockup

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

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Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions. mockup

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

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EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

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Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court. mockup

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

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"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

"Brian's always had a good nose for business." mockup

"Brian's always had a good nose for business."

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Man selling dirt and mud.

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'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!' mockup

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

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"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter." mockup

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

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'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.' mockup

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

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Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

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'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.' mockup

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

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"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'" mockup

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

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'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.' mockup

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

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"What A Party."

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'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!' mockup

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

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'You paid three goats for this? Robertus Parkerus only rated it LXXIV.'

'You paid three goats for this? Robertus Parkerus only rated it LXXIV.' mockup

'You paid three goats for this? Robertus Parkerus only rated it LXXIV.'

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Colin was the life and sole of any party...

Colin was the life and sole of any party... mockup

Colin was the life and sole of any party...

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Post-Pandemic Party

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"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

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'Get Rich' Stock Brokers and 'Get Even' Attorney-at-law.

'Get Rich' Stock Brokers and 'Get Even' Attorney-at-law. mockup

'Get Rich' Stock Brokers and 'Get Even' Attorney-at-law.

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"April Fool's on her!"

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"I want to be a doctor. But I also want to be an accountant! Maybe I'll be a doctor who does her own taxes."

"I want to be a doctor. But I also want to be an accountant! Maybe I'll be a doctor who does her own taxes." mockup

"I want to be a doctor. But I also want to be an accountant! Maybe I'll be a doctor who does her own taxes."

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On a late-night flight, fate presents Roger with a golden opportunity. Seizing the moment, he quickly adds two thousand years to his own life.

On a late-night flight, fate presents Roger with a golden opportunity. Seizing the moment, he quickly adds two thousand years to his own life. mockup

On a late-night flight, fate presents Roger with a golden opportunity. Seizing the moment, he quickly adds two thousand years to his own life.

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Instant winner trash can

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'Now's a good time to get a feel for your negotiating skills.'

'Now's a good time to get a feel for your negotiating skills.' mockup

'Now's a good time to get a feel for your negotiating skills.'

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'This is McWit. He's responsible for our really complex spreadsheets.'

'This is McWit. He's responsible for our really complex spreadsheets.' mockup

'This is McWit. He's responsible for our really complex spreadsheets.'

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"Oh, you know the type: hyper-articulate, but 100% content-free!"

"Oh, you know the type: hyper-articulate, but 100% content-free!" mockup

"Oh, you know the type: hyper-articulate, but 100% content-free!"

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Opportunist Extraordinaire Gifts Collection

Opportunist Extraordinaire Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for opportunist extraordinaires—each one celebrating their adventurous spirit with humor and style.

Opportunist Extraordinaire Pillows

Find the ideal pillow to echo their creative and daring nature. Fun, motivational designs that make any space more inspiring.

Opportunist Extraordinaire Prints

Browse our prints that symbolize boldness and creativity—ideal for decorating a space filled with opportunity and innovation.

Opportunist Extraordinaire T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts perfect for those who love to seize the moment. Bold, witty designs that match their spontaneous personality.