Egotist Extraordinaire Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for the egotist extraordinaire? Our collection celebrating confident personalities offers humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that embrace a love of oneself with flair and humor. Perfect for those who know they’re the center of attention and love to show it! Find something as bold as they are, whether it's a cheeky mug or a statement-worthy print, and make their day truly special.

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'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.' mockup

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

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Worker ant's To Do list.

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"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie." mockup

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

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"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester." mockup

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

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Man is successfully leaping over chasm. mockup

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

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"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space."

"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space." mockup

"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space."

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"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all." mockup

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

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"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me." mockup

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

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'Hold me!'

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"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control." mockup

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

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"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!" mockup

"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

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"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists." mockup

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

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"You should hire me now, before my skills completely deteriorate."

"You should hire me now, before my skills completely deteriorate." mockup

"You should hire me now, before my skills completely deteriorate."

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"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

"What's ticking away in your filing system?" mockup

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

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Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion. mockup

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

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"Any Creationists here tonight?"

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'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.' mockup

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

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'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...' mockup

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

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"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one." mockup

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

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"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial." mockup

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

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Failure - Success

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Okay, now we've got a quorum!

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'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.' mockup

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

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"Have I (hic) godda deal for you." mockup

"Have I (hic) godda deal for you."

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'It's good quality oil I tell you! Why doesn't anybody believe me?'

'It's good quality oil I tell you! Why doesn't anybody believe me?' mockup

'It's good quality oil I tell you! Why doesn't anybody believe me?'

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'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.' mockup

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

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"I have a healthy skepticism of what's reported to me as 'fact'."

"I have a healthy skepticism of what's reported to me as 'fact'." mockup

"I have a healthy skepticism of what's reported to me as 'fact'."

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'Now's a good time to get a feel for your negotiating skills.'

'Now's a good time to get a feel for your negotiating skills.' mockup

'Now's a good time to get a feel for your negotiating skills.'

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"I hope you have a pleasant, relaxing stay with us."

"I hope you have a pleasant, relaxing stay with us." mockup

"I hope you have a pleasant, relaxing stay with us."

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Next Train 45 Minutes - 'Now the government is back in charge I'll take it with a pinch of salt.'

Next Train 45 Minutes - 'Now the government is back in charge I'll take it with a pinch of salt.' mockup

Next Train 45 Minutes - 'Now the government is back in charge I'll take it with a pinch of salt.'

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Special Person Statue

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It’s not the clutch, Mr. Warburton. Your car’s been taken over by a bunch of child eating demons using a Jewish space laser. We have to shoot it.

It’s not the clutch, Mr. Warburton. Your car’s been taken over by a bunch of child eating demons using a Jewish space laser. We have to shoot it. mockup

It’s not the clutch, Mr. Warburton. Your car’s been taken over by a bunch of child eating demons using a Jewish space laser. We have to shoot it.

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'Don't bother with dinner, dear. I just gobbled up two corporations and ate my secretary alive.'

'Don't bother with dinner, dear. I just gobbled up two corporations and ate my secretary alive.' mockup

'Don't bother with dinner, dear. I just gobbled up two corporations and ate my secretary alive.'

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Egotist Extraordinaire Gifts Collection

Egotist Extraordinaire Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate egotist extraodinaire personalities—perfect for daily doses of humor and self-confidence.

Egotist Extraordinaire Pillows

Discover pillows designed for the egotist, adding a humorous and stylish touch to their home or office that celebrates their self-love.

Egotist Extraordinaire Prints

View our collection of prints that make a bold statement—ideal for the egotist extraodinaire who loves to be the center of attention.

Egotist Extraordinaire T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that boldly showcase the egotist extraordinaire’s confidence—humorous designs that make them stand out in any crowd.