Organizer Extraordinaire Gifts

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"I hope you have a pleasant, relaxing stay with us."

"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'Hold me!'

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

Worker ant's To Do list.

"Panic-buying in expectation of a public sector strike."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'When would work for you?'

Categories are the key to organizing.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

A catch-all is born.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

G.P.S. For the Home

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

One Thing / Another

Father Time Management