Skeptic Extraordinaire Gifts

'Be careful, it looks like a scam, to me.'

Next Train 45 Minutes - 'Now the government is back in charge I'll take it with a pinch of salt.'

'It's good quality oil I tell you! Why doesn't anybody believe me?'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Biden Writes a Check He Will Never Have To Cash

"Any Creationists here tonight?"

It’s not the clutch, Mr. Warburton. Your car’s been taken over by a bunch of child eating demons using a Jewish space laser. We have to shoot it.

"I have a healthy skepticism of what's reported to me as 'fact'."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"In the old days it took nearly ten years for the Deep State to put a fake man on the fake moon. Now it took them less than a year to come up with a fake vaccine for a fake virus."

Fear/Knowledge

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

The new Physics

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

Experts through the ages.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'