Geek Extraordinaire Gifts

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

Catching the Mouse

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

Sawing the PC in half.

Profit

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Nerd tryouts.

Party time.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Cow of BEEF

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Teenage Angst.

Never ending to do list

Sir Patrick Moore.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

Cartoon computer

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

The Last Jerseys.

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."