Extrovert Extraordinaire T-Shirts

"I just always show up to everything!"

"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

Post-Pandemic Party

"What A Party."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Mind if I check my brain too?

"Oh, you know the type: hyper-articulate, but 100% content-free!"

Colin was the life and sole of any party...

Social butterflies

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

That party went well.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'Mind if I join you?'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

'...He's always been the life of the party.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Walter The Sea Monster

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

'He was too chatty. I don't like small talk. Too much gibber, not enough jabber.'

"Introvert."

Popular Culture

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"

Diversions at the Pub

"Hey! Pipe down over there! Can't you read the subtitle?"