Introvert Extraordinaire T-Shirts

That party went well.

"I'm something of an introvert myself."

"He's fine, he just plays dead when he's had enough socializing."

Anisocial Butterfly

Go Away Tee Shirt

"Introvert."

"We self isolated 27 years ago."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Mind if I join you?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

Introverted Chair

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."