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'After chauffeuring the kids around for years, this business seemed like a natural!'

Profit

"Look, a bug!"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Heading off with a packed bag

A smiling cyclist

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

Belief and Trust.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

The Airport.

Never ending to do list

Teenage Angst.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Boozing and Cruising

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Confusing directions.

Tourist Directions

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

The Little Top.

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

Welcome to our team.

Working Together

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'Say, Fred...'

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

Zap Energy Drinks!

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

'It's part of working as a team, Michael, we all have to make a sacrifice now and again.'