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"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

A smiling cyclist

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Teenage Angst.

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Pamplona 500

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

"You still working on your car?"

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

Interpretive marathon

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

Runner with a kick-starter.

In need of a wash...

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

'And over here is where I mount the hunting video games I've completed!'

Clark gets nailed.

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.

'He wants to know if you brought Him an X-Box?'

Jenny always won. That's what mattered.

Cosmic!

How come you don't fight so much with my mother lately?

Virtual Reality at the Leading Edge

"Can you use some quieter software, something without all those bells and whistles?"

fanatic driver.