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'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

A smiling cyclist

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Lost around a military base.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

I drive, therefore I am.

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Never ending to do list

Man whistles while driving his car.

Guard dogs

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'