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"Try honking again."

Way too many people ahead...

Man trying to find seat on a crowded train

'Let's wait for the next one -- they're packed in like sardines in there.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Commuting - "I see the fares are up again."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'For two days this week, everything went as promised.'

Car on back.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Packed like sardines

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Commutobile

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

Running Latte

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."