Brewer Extraordinaire Gifts

Brewery. A steam valve got clogged when I was boiling the ingredients. Oh, the equipment succumbed to beer pressure.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Beer Stall

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...