Soccer Players Mugs

Gracie plants flowers and distracts boys with them while she plays soccer.

Geese Attacking Footballers

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The trauma of losing.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Punt Cake

If nobody had invented graphics

Football Chameleon

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Funky Facts: Football.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Bears

Football

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...