Child's First Game Gifts

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Football Fans

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Face painting.

Little league world series of poker.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'How's the water skiing?'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Jack in the box on strike.

Summer reading for the family.

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Playground reputation.