Child's Play Debut Gifts

"Just be yourself."

Haircuts

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Children's Art Show.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Jack in the box on strike.

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Summer reading for the family.

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Snail Man

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

Stone henge swing.

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'