First School Play Gifts

"Why are you playing out in your nativity play costume, son?"

"Just be yourself."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Tabletop Theatre

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I tested very high in playing."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

School Pantomime Rehearsals.

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

"I don’t have any lines, but I do some pretty important rustling in the second act."

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

'Everyone will recognize me. I told them I had the meatiest part.'

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

"Your apple was definitive!"

'No offense, but by the time we're in the job market, won't that stuff be obsolete?'