First School Play Pillows

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

"Why are you playing out in your nativity play costume, son?"

"Just be yourself."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Tabletop Theatre

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I tested very high in playing."

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

School Pantomime Rehearsals.

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"I don’t have any lines, but I do some pretty important rustling in the second act."

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

'Everyone will recognize me. I told them I had the meatiest part.'

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

"Your apple was definitive!"