School Play Debut Pillows

"I don’t have any lines, but I do some pretty important rustling in the second act."

"Just be yourself."

Silly wig.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Snail Man

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

'Oh, Christ.'

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

Suddenly Josh's mom's efforts with his costume seemed entirely inadequate

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

'Everyone will recognize me. I told them I had the meatiest part.'

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

"Your apple was definitive!"

"Why are you playing out in your nativity play costume, son?"

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

"O.K., Willy, drag yourself to the table and collapse in despair. Enter Biff."