School Play Participant Pillows

'There goes my part as a wise man in the Christmas pageant.'

"Just be yourself."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

Performance In The Bedroom

'Oh, Christ.'

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

School Pantomime Rehearsals.

"I've been on the stage now for 35 years..."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

Suddenly Josh's mom's efforts with his costume seemed entirely inadequate

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

"I don’t have any lines, but I do some pretty important rustling in the second act."

'Everyone will recognize me. I told them I had the meatiest part.'

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

"Your apple was definitive!"